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All Birds Have Anxiety: A Hilarious and Heartwarming Novel for Bird Lovers and Neurotics Alike

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Discover the Quirky and Therapeutic World of All Birds Have Anxiety

In the realm of fiction, birds are often depicted as symbols of freedom, grace, and tranquility. But what if the feathered friends we admire from afar have their own secret struggles? Kathy Hoopmann's delightful debut novel, "All Birds Have Anxiety," upends our expectations and explores the hilarious and heartwarming possibility that birds experience anxiety just like us humans.

Meet Charlie, the Birder with an Unusual Obsession

Charlie is a middle-aged woman with an extraordinary passion for birds. Her days are filled with birdwatching expeditions, intense birdhouse-building projects, and endless chatter about her beloved feathered subjects. However, beneath Charlie's cheerful exterior lies a deep-seated anxiety that colors her every encounter.

All Birds Have Anxiety

by Kathy Hoopmann

4.8 out of 5

Language	:	English
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Print length	:	74 pages
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As Charlie's obsession with birds escalates, she begins to see anthropomorphic reflections of her own mental health struggles in their behavior. She interprets a mockingbird's song as a personal attack, a screech owl's cry as a signal of impending doom, and a hummingbird's frantic feeding as a mirror of her own restless mind.

A Journey of Discovery and Acceptance

Driven by her anxiety and a desire for connection, Charlie embarks on a cross-country road trip to visit renowned avian expert Dr. Arnie Cooper, who has written extensively about bird psychology. Along the way, she encounters a colorful cast of characters, including a quirky veterinarian, a bird-loving trucker, and a skeptical but supportive sister.

As Charlie delves deeper into the world of birds, she begins to question her own assumptions and confront her fears. She learns that birds are not just beautiful creatures to be admired from afar; they are complex individuals with their own unique challenges and coping mechanisms.

A Celebration of Birds and the Human Condition

Through Charlie's journey, Hoopmann invites readers to embrace the idea that anxiety is not a flaw but a shared experience that unites all living beings. "All Birds Have Anxiety" is a celebration of the quirks, the struggles, and the resilience of both birds and humans.

The novel's vivid descriptions of bird behavior and the scientific insights into bird psychology will delight serious bird enthusiasts. At the same time, its relatable characters and humorous tone make it accessible to a wide audience, including those who may not consider themselves avid birders.

The Perfect Read for Bird Lovers, Neurotics, and Anyone Looking for a Good Laugh

If you've ever been fascinated by the beauty and complexity of birds, if you've ever grappled with your own anxiety, or if you simply appreciate a good laugh, "All Birds Have Anxiety" is the book for you. Kathy Hoopmann's debut novel is a heartwarming, hilarious, and thought-provoking exploration of the human condition, as seen through the eyes of our feathered friends.

Free Download your copy today and discover the therapeutic power of laughter and the surprising wisdom of birds.

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* Birdwatching with binoculars * Yellow warbler perched on a branch * Hummingbird feeding from a flower * Blue jay with anxious expression * Charlie holding a birdhouse * Kathy Hoopmann signing books

All Birds Have Anxiety

by Kathy Hoopmann

4.8 out of 5